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Thursday, March 30, 2017

Your Wednesday Limerick: Embrace the Truth

The two models couldn't agree
Whose beauty had come naturally.
Said the second-best grinner,
"We both know I’m the winner,”
“Since I've questioned your ortho doc, see?”

Sunday, March 26, 2017

Your Wednesday Limerick: Two Gross

The merchant said, "What could be better,
"Than a kitten-and-cotton-knit sweater?"
In reply to "Too gross!"
Said, "I'll try to get close.
"Mack, put 300 cats in the shredder."

Your Wednesday Limerick: A Stingy, Non-drink-sharing Louse

The drunk said, it's true I'm a souse,
And a stingy, non-drink-sharing louse.
But if all of my tears
Could be made into beers
I'd have purchased a round for the house.