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Thursday, August 24, 2017

Love-Bots for All Kinds

They make love-bots now in both sexes,
Fleshed in lifelike and lukewarm latexes.
For gender outliers,
One kit comes with pliers
And modular halves, so it flexes!

Friday, April 28, 2017

Your Wednesday Limerick: You Can't Spell Brain Without AI

My android’s manufacturer claims
He's so smart: he kicks ass and takes names!
But if so, I must ask:
Why won’t he try some task
Not involving my video games?

Wednesday, April 5, 2017

Your Wednesday Limerick: The Lips of Two Lepers

The lips of two lepers who pecked,
Fell off of their mouths and were wrecked.
When they French-kissed instead,
They both lost their heads,
And so, from then on, they just necked.

Thursday, March 30, 2017

Your Wednesday Limerick: Embrace the Truth

The two models couldn't agree
Whose beauty had come naturally.
Said the second-best grinner,
"We both know I’m the winner,”
“Since I've questioned your ortho doc, see?”

Sunday, March 26, 2017

Your Wednesday Limerick: Two Gross

The merchant said, "What could be better,
"Than a kitten-and-cotton-knit sweater?"
In reply to "Too gross!"
Said, "I'll try to get close.
"Mack, put 300 cats in the shredder."

Your Wednesday Limerick: A Stingy, Non-drink-sharing Louse

The drunk said, it's true I'm a souse,
And a stingy, non-drink-sharing louse.
But if all of my tears
Could be made into beers
I'd have purchased a round for the house.